A skank or skankybroad shouldered person that crosses boundaries (even more so when drinking) that results in unwanted ass grabbing and other physical contact. Mostly the victim is men in relationships..
That girl is totally being a skanky ass grabber.... PoorStu we should go help him!
An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."
The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or evenflirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.
Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.