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assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!
assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

Skanky Ass grabber 

A skank or skanky broad shouldered person that crosses boundaries (even more so when drinking) that results in unwanted ass grabbing and other physical contact. Mostly the victim is men in relationships..
That girl is totally being a skanky ass grabber.... Poor Stu we should go help him!
Skanky Ass grabber by Spendifferus December 26, 2010

Assgabbler 

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."
Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

Assgrabbery 

The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or even flirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.
Hey, get over here you slapdicks and quit that assgrabbery!
Assgrabbery by el House June 1, 2007

assgrafter 

1.) Someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her ass.
Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."
assgrafter by deek3241 January 28, 2007

ass grabber

grabs males ass. aka queena
ass grabber by sunny_17 October 12, 2006