Asstrolls

The Houston astros (asstrolls) and fan base

Bandwagon Houston Astro fans. Constantly bragging about how great their team is, even tho they have more 100+ loss season than World Series titles.

Fuck the Asstrolls

by ALW King A’s August 1, 2019

Asstrology

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/

I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus

by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016

Asstroll

A combination of asshole and troll, i.e. a troll who is a complete asshole. Even more obnoxious than your average run-of-the-mill troll.

Asstrolls are running wild on the internet and shitposting everywhere.

by Rudy Ray Dolemite January 30, 2017

Asstrologer

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading

Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

Asstrology

The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.

The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology

by raleigh99996 October 24, 2011

ASStrology

The science about Jacops thiccccccc ass.

"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"

by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021

AstroLost

The infinately great ammount of unknowledge that leads someone to be baffled for eternity, in the span of each moment that passes.

KKKam is as lost as an aborted 20 year old.

by Dustin Belleau June 19, 2004