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When you have to pay extra for anal
John- how was that hooker from yesterday

Bob- terrible I had to pay an asstoll

John- aww that's your favorite
asstoll by ben_dover_red_rover March 2, 2014
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ASSPOLLO 

I word particularly negativly used referring to the fictional character of Apollo in Lore Olympus . The use of the word is because in the story of lore olmypus Apollo is depicted as a rapist toward the main character persephone, going back derived by the greek mythos.
"Hey did you see asspollo yesterday on lore olympus?" "Yeah i did, he's a douche."
ASSPOLLO by Heeeeeeeewwwwwww May 3, 2020
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Asstroll 

A combination of asshole and troll, i.e. a troll who is a complete asshole. Even more obnoxious than your average run-of-the-mill troll.
Asstrolls are running wild on the internet and shitposting everywhere.
Asstroll by Rudy Ray Dolemite January 30, 2017

Asstrolls 

The Houston astros (asstrolls) and fan base

Bandwagon Houston Astro fans. Constantly bragging about how great their team is, even tho they have more 100+ loss season than World Series titles.
Fuck the Asstrolls
Asstrolls by ALW King A’s August 1, 2019

asstologist

Some one who studies ass
My mom said I had no future, but I'm going to be the best asstologist there is😊
asstologist by Ass321 February 9, 2017
Continuously being an asshole without a break.
I've pissed off five people in a row! I'm on a real assroll!
assroll by Patch Tuesday March 30, 2013
The last person to use the last piece of the toilet paper roll, with zero motivation to replace it, be it at home or in a public toilet.
Guesstimate the number of assrolls every day in the developed world, who expect their domestic workers at home, or toilet cleaners in public, to do the task for them.
Assroll by MathPlus May 23, 2021
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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