Asstroll

A combination of asshole and troll, i.e. a troll who is a complete asshole. Even more obnoxious than your average run-of-the-mill troll.

Asstrolls are running wild on the internet and shitposting everywhere.

by Rudy Ray Dolemite January 30, 2017

asstroll

Someone who skids GTA V Mod Menus for a living.

Fission? Yeah, that's made by an asstroll

by onnex August 7, 2023

asstroll

asshole ass jerk sleaze troll player idiot lowlife

a troll who is also an ass

someone who hits on women in chat rooms (i.e. trolls around) for the purpose of having indiscriminate cyber sex or phone sex

by sultrybrunette June 12, 2005

Asstrology

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/

I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus

by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016

Asstrologer

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading

Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

Ass Troll

A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.

"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."

"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"

by Don't really know February 4, 2006

Asstrolls

The Houston astros (asstrolls) and fan base

Bandwagon Houston Astro fans. Constantly bragging about how great their team is, even tho they have more 100+ loss season than World Series titles.

Fuck the Asstrolls

by ALW King A’s August 1, 2019