the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.
/əˈsträləjē/
/əˈsträləjē/
I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
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by Michael de Nostradanus November 03, 2015
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.
The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology
by raleigh99996 October 19, 2011
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Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.
My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.
My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.
by Rilcis January 21, 2011
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