Asstroll
A combination of asshole and troll, i.e. a troll who is a complete asshole. Even more obnoxious than your average run-of-the-mill troll.
Asstroll by Rudy Ray Dolemite January 30, 2017
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asstroll
someone who hits on women in chat rooms (i.e. trolls around) for the purpose of having indiscriminate cyber sex or phone sex
asstroll by sultrybrunette June 12, 2005
Asstrology
the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.
/əˈsträləjē/
/əˈsträləjē/
I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
Asstrology by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016
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Asstrologer by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Ass Troll
A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.
"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."
"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"
"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"
Ass Troll by Don't really know February 4, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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