Astrolled 

Similar to RickRolling, but the song "Astronaut In The Ocean" is used, a portemanteu between "Astronaut" and "Rick-rolled"

Person 1: That Astronaut In The Ocean remix was horrible

Person 2: You just got Astrolled

Astrolled by 42matter May 20, 2021

Lance-Strolled 

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

Lance-Strolled by Philly deez May 26, 2021

astroglide surprise 

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

astroglide surprise by hititlong January 6, 2006

Strolled 

When you are about to watch a epic Formula 1 clip but the camera suddenly cuts to driver number 18, Lance Stroll going over a bump.

"Yo, Gasly and Vettel are about to wheel to wheel up Beau Rivage, I can't wait to watch this epic battle!"
-Camera cuts to Lance Stroll going over a curb for the millionth time
"What?! They were just about battle it out, I don't care about Stroll going over a fucking bump!"
"Dude you just got so Strolled"

Strolled by Reoderfelgen May 24, 2021

astroglidoma 

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

astroglidoma by Mario140 October 16, 2006

Astrocle

An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"

Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt

Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

Astroglide by Marty October 23, 2003