Aborted
Aborted by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006
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aborted fetal colada
The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
aborted fetal colada by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019
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aborted hershey launch
The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.
aborted hershey launch by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008
aborted sneeze
When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.
I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.
aborted sneeze by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009
aborted fetus
aborted fetus by manicole May 13, 2005
Aborted fetus cells
Me: are you vaccinated
Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen
Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen
Aborted fetus cells by mrguy122345 April 11, 2021
Aborted Feed Us
When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.
Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
Aborted Feed Us by MindGrapes September 2, 2016
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