Aborted

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An awsome Belgian deathgrind band.

Woah, Aborted is so awsome I just shit my pants.

Aborted by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006

Words you can keep

aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

aborted fetal colada by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

aborted hershey launch

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

aborted hershey launch by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008

aborted sneeze

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.

I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.

aborted sneeze by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009

aborted fetus

removed tampon that is laying on the top of the trash can...

Man! Get your aborted fetus out of the trash!!

aborted fetus by manicole May 13, 2005

Aborted fetus cells

What Karen thinks is in the coronavirus virus vaccine

Me: are you vaccinated

Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen

Aborted fetus cells by mrguy122345 April 11, 2021

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

Aborted Feed Us by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026