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Asstrology
the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.
/əˈsträləjē/
/əˈsträləjē/
I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
Asstrology by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016
Asstronomer
A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.
Asstronomer by smatty21 March 30, 2010
Asstrology
The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.
The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology
Asstrology by raleigh99996 October 24, 2011
asstronomer
God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
asstronomer by Mark H June 11, 2004
ASStrology
"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"
ASStrology by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021
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