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Asstros

A team in baseball that is prone to cheating. The Asstros are known to use replay cameras to steal pitching signs, stand in the strike zone to get to first, use illegal bats etc. A dubious team with no morals.
Baseball fan 1: Hey did you see the batter last night try to cheat his way on base by literally standing in the strike zone?

Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.
by D00mguy9000 October 31, 2022
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Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
by Legs4days January 23, 2014
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Asstrology

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/
I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016
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Asstrovert

An extrovert who criticizes introverts for being introverts
Person 1: If you try hard enough you can be an extrovert like me .
Person 2: If you try hard enough you can be an introvert.
Person 1: Why would I do that? no
Person 2: Than stop being an asstrovert.
by Middmaster1 September 23, 2019
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Asstroll

A combination of asshole and troll, i.e. a troll who is a complete asshole. Even more obnoxious than your average run-of-the-mill troll.
Asstrolls are running wild on the internet and shitposting everywhere.
by Rudy Ray Dolemite January 30, 2017
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Asstronomer

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.
Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.
by smatty21 March 30, 2010
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Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.
Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!
by Lil Woody January 26, 2015
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