asstrologist

A fag who enjoys studying sphinkters.

Rock Hudson was an asstrologist.

by t November 3, 2006

asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

by gomaz July 20, 2005

asstologist

Some one who studies ass

My mom said I had no future, but I'm going to be the best asstologist there is😊

by Ass321 February 9, 2017

Asstronomist

A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.

John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.

by Chaircleaner September 25, 2008

Astrologist

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.

Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.

by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022

assiologist

Someone in the workplace who is specialised in ass-kissing of his superiors and is making their way up the ranks by mastering the art of ass-kissing. Term coined by Dounyaazad

Oh ! your manger became the Deputy of the GM.

Yes , he is an experienced assiologist .

by DeeIsJustSaying May 13, 2022