Assphyxiated 

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.

Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.

Assphyxiated by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

Assphyxiation 

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.

When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.

Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009

ass-phyxiated 

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

ass-phyxiated by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

asphyxiated 

not being able to breathe. choking. cutting off all oxygen.

"asphyxiated watch me bleed
the life support was cut , the knot was too tight"

asphyxiated by brittany aesthetic May 1, 2007

asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.

Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!

asphyxiate by bone squid January 25, 2005

assphyxiation 

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.

"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."

assphyxiation by Jumoma June 3, 2006

Assphyxiation 

The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.

Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!

Assphyxiation by bored_hero September 11, 2020