Ass-phyxiate

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To pass powerful gas (or fart with serious stink) while in a confined space

My wife ass-phyxiated us in the car on the way here

Ass-phyxiate by SRK blade December 2, 2017

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ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

ass-phyxiated by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

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Assphyxiation

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.

When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.

Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009

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asphyxiated

not being able to breathe. choking. cutting off all oxygen.

"asphyxiated watch me bleed
the life support was cut , the knot was too tight"

asphyxiated by brittany aesthetic May 1, 2007

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asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.

Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!

asphyxiate by bone squid January 25, 2005

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assphyxiation

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.

"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."

assphyxiation by Jumoma June 3, 2006

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Assphyxiation

The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.

Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!

Assphyxiation by bored_hero September 11, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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