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Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.
There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
by Christobon August 08, 2014
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