Asphyxiate the Unicorn

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.

Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.

by UrbanD1CKtionary February 1, 2011