Definitions by MoLo36

Botched Mitzvah 

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

Botched Mitzvah by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Cell-ebrity 

A celebrity who serves prison time.

“Bernie Madoff is the nation’s newest cell-ebrity.”

Cell-ebrity by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Some-sex marriage 

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

Some-sex marriage by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Design intervention 

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.

“Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”

Design intervention by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Same-sect marriage 

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

Same-sect marriage by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

cr-app 

A software application that has little or no real value.

If you want to pop simulated bubble wrap on your itouch...there's a cr-app for that.

cr-app by MoLo36 May 13, 2009

Textidriver 

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

Textidriver by MoLo36 May 5, 2009