Design intervention

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.

“Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Swinefluent

Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.

I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

cr-app

A software application that has little or no real value.

If you want to pop simulated bubble wrap on your itouch...there's a cr-app for that.

by MoLo36 May 13, 2009

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

by MoLo36 May 05, 2009

Twittiot

A person who cannot stop Twittering.

Hey Twittiot!...Do you think you can put down that Blackberry long enough to talk to me in person?

by MoLo36 April 15, 2009