13 definitions by MoLo36

Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

by MoLo36 May 5, 2009

Some-sex marriage

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Swinefluent

Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.

I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

niteflix

Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.

Wow! I had niteflix last night. The only thing missing were the end credits.

I wonder if Steven Spielberg has niteflix.

by MoLo36 April 11, 2009

Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

art transplant

The act of moving an artist either willingly or unwillingly from one home or studio to another.

Pablo was three months behind on his rent and was forced to have an art transplant.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009