Definitions by Jumoma

assphyxiation 

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.

"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."

assphyxiation by Jumoma June 3, 2006

skeever beaver 

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

skeever beaver by Jumoma June 3, 2006