Axephyxiated

To be smothered by the scent of Axe.

Wait a few minutes to go in the bathroom after Jimmy showers or else you'll get axephyxiated.

by fonzie1 November 1, 2010

asphyxiated

not being able to breathe. choking. cutting off all oxygen.

"asphyxiated watch me bleed
the life support was cut , the knot was too tight"

by brittany aesthetic May 1, 2007

Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.

Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010