Assophone 

This came up from a game of jackbox, and i thought it was hilarious, so its a real word now. It is a smidge crude/a swear intended and implying that the music smelled it and dealt it all in one foul blow of its assophone.
The "Assophone", or ass music, is when a song or instrument being played is so ass, that it sounds like it came out of and was played by their ass. Normally, you wouldn't say it very often, but when you do, you know that song was ass, and should never be heard ever again by sane mortal ears.

Bro 1: "Dude-bro, check out my new tunes! Pass me the aux."
Really bad music
Bro 2: "Bro that music was a fucking assophone, dont EVER play that ever again."

Assophone by smöls March 3, 2022

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

allophone

In Quebec, an allophone is someone whose first language or language of use is neither English nor French. The term is also sometimes used in other parts of Canada. It is formed from the Greek roots allos, meaning other, and phone, meaning sound or voice.

Compare the terms anglophone and francophone, which designate people whose first or adoptive languages are English and French, respectively.

One is said to be an allophone if he or she speaks neither french nor english at home with the family or "on the phone".

The number of allophones in Quebec has increased in recent years. Most are immigrants from Asia, Europe, and Africa.

allophone by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005

assophobia 

the feeling of looking at 160 asses attached to one being.

the moment i saw the damn thing , my assophobia kicked in

assophobia by banana dude November 2, 2019

Agrophonebia 

The 21st century neurosis about going anyhere without a cellular telephone. Particularly prevalent in the under 40's.

Guy A:I can't go out without my phone, what if someone texts me?

Guy B:Dude - you have got mad agrophonebia.

Agrophonebia by Paulsinhis30's April 6, 2009

alcophone 

When someone is drunk and talking much louder than they think they are.

Doug got on the alcophone and then everyone knew he had crapped himself.

alcophone by Emo515 August 12, 2005

assprone 

An adjective that is synonymous with "Gay"

Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB

assprone by Laver July 7, 2007