This came up from a game of jackbox, and i thought it was hilarious, so its a real word now. It is a smidge crude/a swear intended and implying that the music smelled it and dealt it all in one foul blow of its assophone.
The "Assophone", or ass music, is when a song or instrument being played is so ass, that it sounds like it came out of and was played by their ass. Normally, you wouldn't say it very often, but when you do, you know that song was ass, and should never be heard ever again by sane mortal ears.
The "Assophone", or ass music, is when a song or instrument being played is so ass, that it sounds like it came out of and was played by their ass. Normally, you wouldn't say it very often, but when you do, you know that song was ass, and should never be heard ever again by sane mortal ears.
Bro 1: "Dude-bro, check out my new tunes! Pass me the aux."
Really bad music
Bro 2: "Bro that music was a fucking assophone, dont EVER play that ever again."
Really bad music
Bro 2: "Bro that music was a fucking assophone, dont EVER play that ever again."
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In Quebec, an allophone is someone whose first language or language of use is neither English nor French. The term is also sometimes used in other parts of Canada. It is formed from the Greek roots allos, meaning other, and phone, meaning sound or voice.
Compare the terms anglophone and francophone, which designate people whose first or adoptive languages are English and French, respectively.
One is said to be an allophone if he or she speaks neither french nor english at home with the family or "on the phone".
Compare the terms anglophone and francophone, which designate people whose first or adoptive languages are English and French, respectively.
One is said to be an allophone if he or she speaks neither french nor english at home with the family or "on the phone".
The number of allophones in Quebec has increased in recent years. Most are immigrants from Asia, Europe, and Africa.
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Guy A:I can't go out without my phone, what if someone texts me?
Guy B:Dude - you have got mad agrophonebia.
Guy B:Dude - you have got mad agrophonebia.
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