askephone 

Da communicating-over-wires device dat you use to request information or permission from da person you're calling, rather than confirming or transmitting something to him.

If you think about it, most every dial-to-interact conversation involves an ASKephone and a TELLephone --- da caller rings you up to ASK you something, and then you TELL him da answer to his question.

askephone by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Assophone 

This came up from a game of jackbox, and i thought it was hilarious, so its a real word now. It is a smidge crude/a swear intended and implying that the music smelled it and dealt it all in one foul blow of its assophone.
The "Assophone", or ass music, is when a song or instrument being played is so ass, that it sounds like it came out of and was played by their ass. Normally, you wouldn't say it very often, but when you do, you know that song was ass, and should never be heard ever again by sane mortal ears.

Bro 1: "Dude-bro, check out my new tunes! Pass me the aux."
Really bad music
Bro 2: "Bro that music was a fucking assophone, dont EVER play that ever again."

Assophone by smöls March 3, 2022