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In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot
1) Eshays all my asslays, lets go staunch them c*nts.
2) Asslays take it up the Umbay.
Asslay by Staunch September 2, 2006
Words you can keep
She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.
Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.
Assley by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018
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A Rocket League Twitch streamer, who claims to be an alpha. When he rages at his opponent, some consider it funny, others annoying, leading to either a mediocre, or a good comeback from Apslayz. Apslayz, claims to be a 6”5 god, but fans/haters claim he is 5”5. Fans also claim that Apslayz gives off “small dick energy”. When he streams he often gets commented on his comically large nose. Some claim it’s hot, others not. Apslayz may also often strike his desk, or throw his mouse or headphones if provoked/getting beat in a rocket league match. Sometimes, he also takes his rage out on Bob, the karate dummy, that often stars behind him in his streams.
“Does it honk Ap?” “Ap you might be the worst streamer but atleast you give good head” Apslayz is a twitch streamer.
apslayz by thewettest_shart75 July 13, 2023
The best Super Smash Bros player in Europe, Known for using his signature strategy of pulling an "assgay" which entails running around the map not engaging in a fight and just picking up items.
God dammit stop being such an assgay this is why no one likes you
assgay by Asgoo March 7, 2017

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.
DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!
asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003
A person that is a smart jerk.
Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"
asslamp by Nolat January 5, 2004

asslaugh 

1) Acronym used for the phrase "Laughing my fucking ass off"
Omg that was so funny, asslaugh
asslaugh by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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