Asslay

In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot

1) Eshays all my asslays, lets go staunch them c*nts.
2) Asslays take it up the Umbay.

by Staunch September 2, 2006

Assley

She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018

apslayz

A Rocket League Twitch streamer, who claims to be an alpha. When he rages at his opponent, some consider it funny, others annoying, leading to either a mediocre, or a good comeback from Apslayz. Apslayz, claims to be a 6”5 god, but fans/haters claim he is 5”5. Fans also claim that Apslayz gives off “small dick energy”. When he streams he often gets commented on his comically large nose. Some claim it’s hot, others not. Apslayz may also often strike his desk, or throw his mouse or headphones if provoked/getting beat in a rocket league match. Sometimes, he also takes his rage out on Bob, the karate dummy, that often stars behind him in his streams.

“Does it honk Ap?” “Ap you might be the worst streamer but atleast you give good head” Apslayz is a twitch streamer.

by thewettest_shart75 July 13, 2023

assgay

The best Super Smash Bros player in Europe, Known for using his signature strategy of pulling an "assgay" which entails running around the map not engaging in a fight and just picking up items.

God dammit stop being such an assgay this is why no one likes you

by Asgoo March 7, 2017

asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

asslamp

A person that is a smart jerk.

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"

by Nolat January 5, 2004

asslaugh

1) Acronym used for the phrase "Laughing my fucking ass off"

Omg that was so funny, asslaugh

by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011