A Rocket League Twitch streamer, who claims to be an alpha. When he rages at his opponent, some consider it funny, others annoying, leading to either a mediocre, or a good comeback from Apslayz. Apslayz, claims to be a 6”5 god, but fans/haters claim he is 5”5. Fans also claim that Apslayz gives off “small dick energy”. When he streams he often gets commented on his comically large nose. Some claim it’s hot, others not. Apslayz may also often strike his desk, or throw his mouse or headphones if provoked/getting beat in a rocket league match. Sometimes, he also takes his rage out on Bob, the karate dummy, that often stars behind him in his streams.
“Does it honk Ap?” “Ap you might be the worst streamer but atleast you give good head” Apslayz is a twitch streamer.
by thewettest_shart75 July 13, 2023
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