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asslamp

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"
by Nolat January 5, 2004
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when someone is just being plain shit
"dont be such an asslamp m8"
by J of all trades May 25, 2016
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The act of one's self sitting on a lamp
Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp
by penguin October 27, 2002
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1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.
You asslamps TP'd my house!

God my dad is being such an asslamp...
by celebrauko October 24, 2008
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(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.
"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."
by BigNig May 7, 2005
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