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Girl on Myspace who thinks she owns the fucking universe. She thinks she's so pretty, when really she's too conceited.
"Look at that girl's Myspace pictures, she takes so many. What an Assley."
by SparkleyRaindeer January 02, 2010
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"Assley" is a term used to describe how thick or rich a certain brand of toilet paper is. Industrial toilet paper that can be found in public schools and businesses is of generic brand, thus not very assley. On the other hand, certain brands that can be bought at department stores can often have double or even triple ply. These brands often require less usage as they are prone to clog the toilet if used in excess. Rule of thumb for using assley toilet paper: less is more.
If you're going to the washroom for a hearty #2, don't use too much toilet paper. The toilet paper in the washroom is very assley.
by Ruperto San Sangelo November 01, 2017
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Brah, dey no call her Assley foa nottin'.
by KS March 29, 2005
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a short cute Mexican with black hair, brown eyes, big tits, a nice ass. and an awesome hubby named alex that fucks her in the ass every night.
by ashleyAnalFucker April 28, 2013
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we no call her assley foa notin its cuz she kick ass
by kele April 06, 2005
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