Assitis 

Inflammation in the ass

“Did baby girl get l an butt implants or does she have assitis cause she kinda thicccccc!”

Assitis by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 29, 2021

Assitis 

Person who demonstrates cruel and mean spirited inflammatory behavior either knowingly or through stupidity.

Lately he has a a bad case of assitis

Assitis by Wokeamerican June 12, 2023

Assitis 

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day

Assitis by Pimpofallsimps March 12, 2024

assritis 

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

assritis by txblueyes April 19, 2011

asstised 

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.

Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.

asstised by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

assitosis 

An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.

assitosis by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005

asstistic 

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

asstistic by oolong August 19, 2006