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The way Canadians, British, Australians, and any other English-speaking country aside from the United States pronounce the final letter of the alphabet: Z. The American pronounciation "Zee" is derived from a now commonly obsolete late 17th century English dialect. The pronounciation "Zed" is ratified by the French "Zède", the Spanish and Italian "Zeta", and the Dutch "Zet", to name a few.
Eh, Bee, See, Dee, Ee, Eff, Gee, Aych, Eye, Jay, Kay, El, Em, Enn, Oh, Pee, Cue, Arr, Ess, Tee, You, Vee, Double-You, Ex, Why, **Zed.**
by Siludin July 28, 2006
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The most sexy beautiful mothefucker that ever graced the planet he is a god so bent to his will
Man i wish i could be like zed
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1. Slang for a Zombie, usually of the George A. Remereo (famous zombie movie director) type. Used commonly in the Max Brooks two novels: World War Z, and The Zombie Survival Guide. Used by zombie fans as a short cut to typing or saying the word.
2. The "proper" English way of pronouncing the letter Z
1. I just watched Dawn of the Dead and the ZEDS in that were fast!
2. I just got done reading World War Zed, and was it freaky
by noneofyourdamnbusiness September 10, 2007
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The sweetest but most retarded guy in the universe. He's always up for a party as long as there is no hotdogs, pickles, or tofu. He's always happy, and knows how to cheer someone up. That's why everyone loves him.
"Zed is so freaking adorable", said the girl around the corner.
by Yolandasoupmon June 09, 2015
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Its a slang short word word for the African country of Zambia,used mostly by the young generation.
So when are you going back to Zed?
by mspontiff April 20, 2010
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mostly known on habbo UK.
a person who dates another person on the internet, claming they will love them for ever, adopt a child (really a 13+ pretending to be a baby)
then the next day, they'll dump each other and move on.
zedgirl: he11o babes i 1ove you.
zedboy: i 1ove u 2 x

next day.
zed boy: ur dumped.
zed girl: NOOO.

5 min later.
zedgirl: t+?
zed boy 2: t+u =love
zedgirl: kay bbz i 1ove you
by deadvegetables August 02, 2009
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