Assimist 

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.

"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"

Assimist by S. Jobs December 13, 2012

assmist 

When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)

Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!

assmist by DJF June 24, 2004

Assivist 

The complete opposite of a passivist. Not only does an assivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. Often, assivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. In many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.

Jared wouldn't stop making fun of me for the way I eat my food. He's such an assivist.

Assivist by Hardbacker69 April 9, 2006

assumist 

assumist: someone who is continually making assumptions and doesn't know the full facts.

Person A: I was standing next to a chinese lady in the queue.
Person B: Oh you were eating chinese takeaway for lunch were you?
Person A: No, I was having a chicken wrap. Your such an assumist, chinese people don't always eat chinese food!

assumist by YoudLoveToKnow September 24, 2018

assisistic 

pertaining to and or being an ass

I was acting very assisistic

assisistic by valenzuela simmons September 23, 2008

Assumist 

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

"Rachel is such an Assumist. "
"I swear she is always assuming things. She is such an Assumist."

Assumist by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019

Assumist 

Its a person who always assumes somethimg and everything.

Rachel is such an Assumist.

I swear she is always assuming things. Sje is auch an Assumist.

Assumist by A.r.r.e.i.s January 10, 2019