Assititus 

Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.

Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.

Listerine couldn't put a dent in what's ailing his mouth, he's got a case of assititus.

Assititus by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006

Asstitude 

1. The positive emotions generated by the shaking / movement of the gluteus maximums muscles and hip flexors.
2. The scientific study of shaking one's ass as pertains to one's joyous feeling.

When you're feeling down, just use this asstitude to feel great again

Asstitude by P1-UNIT September 22, 2019

asstits 

When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.

Man that bitch has some huge asstits!

asstits by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

assetious 

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.

Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.

assetious by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

Bad Asstitude 

Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !

"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"

"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"

Bad Asstitude by Dansdude June 13, 2014

Astitious

The opposite of superstitious, being not at all stitious in any way or form.

Jill wasn't superstitious, in fact she wasn't even slightlystitious. Jill was astitious.

Astitious by Anonymous June 19, 2003

Cockalytus Assitytus 

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

Cockalytus Assitytus by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009