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assiton assimilators
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
assiton assimilators by Telephony April 26, 2014
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asstion
asstion by FriskoMainEvent August 7, 2011
assdition
Noun - the prospective new hot chick a group of party girls invite to join in their drunken clubbing exploits.
Slutty Party Chick n1: Damn, did you see that little thang Tiffany brought out partying tonight?
Slutty Party Chick n2: Yeah I did, and she'd make a fine assdition to our Friday night whoring crew.
Slutty Party Chick n2: Yeah I did, and she'd make a fine assdition to our Friday night whoring crew.
assdition by BeafyMeats October 1, 2012
assitional
assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly
1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.
assitional by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014
assitron
"i don't care about the terminator video game, assitron."
or
"are you listening to techno again assitron?
or
"are you listening to techno again assitron?
assitron by bitterguy2009 June 23, 2009
Asstion
Asstion by ngropper11 April 21, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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