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assiton assimilators 

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
the process or state of receiving some booty
The club was great last night. I had alot of asstion.
asstion by FriskoMainEvent August 7, 2011
Noun - the prospective new hot chick a group of party girls invite to join in their drunken clubbing exploits.
Slutty Party Chick n1: Damn, did you see that little thang Tiffany brought out partying tonight?

Slutty Party Chick n2: Yeah I did, and she'd make a fine assdition to our Friday night whoring crew.
assdition by BeafyMeats October 1, 2012

assitional 

assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly
1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.
assitional by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014

assitron 

a person annoyingly obsessed robot related science fiction or techno music.
"i don't care about the terminator video game, assitron."
or
"are you listening to techno again assitron?
assitron by bitterguy2009 June 23, 2009
The process of a boy grabbing a girls ass or vice versa
Matt: Yo Noah, how's the girl
Noah: She's awesome, i've been getting a ton of asstion from her
Asstion by ngropper11 April 21, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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