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Assitis
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A condition where
one
can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once
per
day
1: Dude I can’t believe I
got
assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to
see
ass pics every
day
Assitis
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Pimpofallsimps
March 12, 2024
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Tonsil Baton
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Another word for a
man
'
s
penis, especially when being
sucked
.
gave
this
chick
the ol tonsil baton last
night
and she damn near choked.
Tonsil Baton
by
Pimpofallsimps
November 30, 2023
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