Definitions by Pimpofallsimps

Assitis

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.