asstistic 

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

asstistic by oolong August 19, 2006

Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm 

Also known as "Creative Reach Algrorithmic Paradigm", or "CRAP", it is the process of an artist progressively moving further away from their artwork. The concept was coined by Australian YouTuber Draw With Jazza

"I started using the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm strategy to imorove my art skills, and it's really working."
"In order to successfully achieve the Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm, one should use a pole with a sharpie on the end of it"
"The CRAP is crap"

Creative Reach Artistic Paradigm by PKK War Drone July 5, 2019

Assthetics 

The Judge of how good or beautiful(sexy) somebody's ass looks

Damn, that chicks got some serious assthetics

Assthetics by Mikaleo April 22, 2010

asstetic 

A dick that is so aesthetic that it makes your ass twitch.

Gary sent me a fire nude today. It was so asstetic I was wet throughout my entire math lecture.

asstetic by Zrizt October 3, 2017

Auspistice 

An auspistice is a "facilitator" or go-between of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. These are usually enemies (or something similar), also referred to as kismesis.

Auspistice is a portmanteau of "auspicious" (fortunate, promising) and "armistice" (truce.) It may be analogous to the ancient Greek concept of αγάπη (AGÁPĒ), or "selfless love," since the auspistice doesn't get anything out of this directly.

It is symbolized be a clover/club.

Eridan said that he and Vriska would likely become kismesis if Kanaya did not intervene and auspistice for them, which hints at the relationship between the two mediated parties being similar to, but distinct from, a kismesis relationship. Without auspistices, widespread black infidelity is guaranteed.

Auspistice by anin1009 April 12, 2012

artistic swimming 

Stupid name that fina came up with for synchronized swimming.

Today I saw a bunch of girls in the pool doing artistic swimming.

artistic swimming by smmsmmsmm August 7, 2017

Almtistic 

Someone so autistic that it’s offensive to autistic people to have the same label

What is it with discord admins and being so almtistic

Almtistic by El penguino August 31, 2021