Assia 

The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble

Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia

Assia by Madeune February 26, 2017

Assia 

Name used for cute, petite and sweet women.
They are very beautiful and often have sexy curly hair.

Assia's may be little but they have big and amazing personalities.

- "My girlfriend's name is Assia."
- "Aww.. Every man needs an Assia."

Assia by The cute girl July 7, 2016

Assia 

a very attractive black girl who has asian like facial features

i want me a piece of that Assia!!

Assia by Juyo Ashka January 22, 2008

Assia 

Sassy and Bossy

Assia is sassy and bossy

Assia by Assia sucks January 1, 2023

Assia (E-ss-i-a) 

Assia is the funniest and most charismatic person ever. She makes you feel so welcomed with her easy going personality and she's an absolute crackheaaddddd. She's a super relatable person and really knowledgeable on topics she's super interested in. Just one of her laughs can pull up the whole atmosphere.

Assia (E-ss-i-a) is jokesss.

Assia (E-ss-i-a) by Thebuttnothebuzum November 22, 2021

Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE

Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)

Asian illumination by Pap¡ May 15, 2016

Asian Parents 

(Usually, but not always) Strict, nosey, and controlling. They make you go to summer school if you get a B+ in an honors math class, even if you had the best grade out of all the Asians who took that class, and replace your grade all because 'if you get 4.0, you get sit on stage when graduate!'. To Asian parents, summer is not a 'break' as it is to other children in America, but 'a time to catch up'. Summer for Asian kids include SAT/ACT/PSAT prep (whether its doing books or taking classes), summer school, piles of math books, etc. while others are hanging out with friends and making s'mores. Asian Parents control their kids' lives because they want them to get into a good college, so that 1) They can brag to their asian friends about what college you go to <---MAIN REASON 2) You can be a doctor and make lots of money and 3) They can brag about how much money you make as a doctor
Asian parents often put on a facade to others that they are nice, normal American parents. Then, when your friends leave (if they ever get the OK to come over), your parents start yelling at you, pressuring you to do math, and/or beating you for something you did that 'embarassed' them (i.e. having a messy room). They also severely disapprove of technology (computers, ipods, tvs). If you get an A- its CLEARLY your ipods fault, so its going to be taken away until you get above a 98. If you watch an hour of TV, they begin yelling at you to stop and give you a lecture about how TV is like crack.

Asian summer: 8am-1:30pm summer school, 1:30pm-3:00pm math, 3:00pm-6:00pm tennis, 6:00pm-10:30pm math, FML

Asian parents: "I signed you up for PSAT class!"
Me:"...fine..."
Asian parents:"Ooo since good deal I signed you up for ACT class too!"
Me:"...WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! But according to these pretests Ill either get a 35 or a 36!!!"

Me:"....I got...a 92%..."
Asian mom:"WHAT?! I told you no ipod! NO MORE IPOD till you get 98!!"

Me: -watching friends-
Asian mom: YOU WATCH TV FOR SO LONG!!!! GO DO MATH!!!
Me: But mom I've only been watching for an hour!!!
Asian mom: TV like drug!!! Once start can neeveerrrr stop! Addicted then you grades go down!

Asian mom: NO TV ON WEEKDAYS....AND 2 HOURS ON WEEKENDS

Asian mom: Getting B like cutting your leg off!

Asian Parents by Katp10 September 30, 2011