assiack 

The act of pooping in a males foreskin. Eventually the foreskin looking like a water ballon on a garden tap.

" Did you tounge punch her fart box?"
" Nah, she assiacked me instead"

assiack by Assiack September 9, 2016

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

asshack 

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

asshack by aksival July 3, 2007

Assback Gorilla 

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.

Assback Gorilla by Assback Gorilla April 30, 2009

AssJack 

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010

AssJack 

An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.

"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."

AssJack by rilecat November 17, 2016

Assjacket 

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006