assiack
The act of pooping in a males foreskin. Eventually the foreskin looking like a water ballon on a garden tap.
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Assjacked
Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
Related Words
assiack • assjack • asswack • assrack • Asiack • asshack • assjackal • asspack • asiack effect • assbackards
asshack
A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
Assback Gorilla
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.
Assback Gorilla by Assback Gorilla April 30, 2009
AssJack
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010
Assjacket
Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Assjacket by Master Clean January 19, 2006
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