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Assiam is a great friend!
She is always there when you need her. She can always make you laugh and tell you the most funniest things. She does every shit with you and if you ever meet a Assiam then your very very lucky! Some people also say Assiam is a perfect creation of god :o
Ur the best Assiam!
Sure it is Assiam!
Assiam by Jeyyycob November 21, 2021
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rantaro assmami 

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
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assiton assimilators 

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble
Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia
Assia by Madeune February 26, 2017

asiamarie 

Asiamarie is a confident unique female. She always flaunts her style like it’s Gucci, and she has an attitude that’s thicker than blood.
When it comes to blood though, she’ll protect those she loves so best not get on her bad side. She’s just that loyal.
She is talented and smart. Even when she’s talking about a boring topic, she’ll make it interesting.

She always has something to laugh about even when no one is laughing.

She’ll go out of her way to make sure you’re good before herself cause she’s just that selfless.

She’s so beautiful that even the stars couldn’t compete.

Oh and she’s stubborn ASF

There’s not one moment she’ll argue about something. She’ll find a way to debate with you about anything and everything.
When you need to have a deep conversation she’s always there to listen and empathize.

She’s just a bad bitch who lived her life even when hoes are tryna copy her style. She’s a no cap typa person and unless you can handle how much love she gives then don’t even think of talking to her cause best believe there’s most likely a chance you can’t handle her
Shiiittt That girl looks like an Asiamarie. She’s such a dam baddie
asiamarie by GingerBaddie January 6, 2019
Name used for cute, petite and sweet women.
They are very beautiful and often have sexy curly hair.

Assia's may be little but they have big and amazing personalities.
- "My girlfriend's name is Assia."
- "Aww.. Every man needs an Assia."
Assia by The cute girl July 7, 2016

Assamassadopholus 

Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.

ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user

its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?

Student: umm, assamassadopholus

Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter

Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
Assamassadopholus by Layles February 24, 2009
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