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assial adj. - describing kelly's ass powers
Man, I wish I could have assial powers like Kelly.
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assial tissue 

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.
The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.
assial tissue by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020
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Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
Assala
Assala by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019

Assalias 

n. The name given to a chick's ass.
Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."
Assalias by migga please May 5, 2009

Assipal syndrome 

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.
assipal syndrome
Assipal syndrome by rain97 April 24, 2022

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

cultural assailant 

A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.
America has elected a most pernicious and destructive cultural assailant.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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