Assentials 

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

Assentials by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

Man Essentials 

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

Man Essentials by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Microsoft Security Essentials 

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

Microsoft Security Essentials by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010

assential 

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

assential by doradothedog May 19, 2010

Asiential 

1) A fond term used when not wanting to insult a person or group of Asians by labeling them as one nationality or another. 2) A word used to describe something with an Asian trait, characteristic or feel to it. 3) Can be used synonymously with the term Feng Shui when describing interior design.

You look very Asiential in your kimono.

Asiential by iamsanman March 24, 2010

essentials 

another word for genitals.

In the nude pic, she is seen covering her essentials with her bare hands.

essentials by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 6, 2014

assential errand 

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.

..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.

assential errand by dualitysillusionlovestruth March 20, 2020