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Man Essentials 

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.
I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.
Man Essentials by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Microsoft Security Essentials 

Something from Microsoft that actually works
I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

assential 

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.
(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.
assential by doradothedog May 19, 2010

Asiential 

1) A fond term used when not wanting to insult a person or group of Asians by labeling them as one nationality or another. 2) A word used to describe something with an Asian trait, characteristic or feel to it. 3) Can be used synonymously with the term Feng Shui when describing interior design.
You look very Asiential in your kimono.
Asiential by iamsanman March 24, 2010

essentials 

another word for genitals.
In the nude pic, she is seen covering her essentials with her bare hands.
essentials by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 6, 2014

assential errand 

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.
..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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