An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials
Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.
Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023