Asscara 

The streaks of mascara left on the body, such as on the face or neck, as a result of getting ass.

Bill came home with a clean collar but it was the asscara that made his wife suspect his infidelity.

Asscara by lostservice December 14, 2013

Asscara 

The ring around the anus formed by lubrication products and bodily fluids. Often contains damp matted hair. Upon observation it resembles an winking eye with too much mascara.

Damn, gurl. Your asscara be all runnin down your buttocks.

Asscara by Princess Buzzkill December 1, 2010

asscara 

An upper butt tattoo. Contraction of ass plus mascara. Same thing as tramp stamp or ass antlers.

My asscara was only half-hidden by my belt when I bent over to tie my shoes.

asscara by Crestus August 26, 2007

asscara 

The mascara one would apply to their ass hair if mascara were used on hairy asses.

Her butthole was so hairy it winked at me, I think she applied asscara!

asscara by angieledbetter August 15, 2010

Asscrack of dawn 

The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.

John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.

Asscrack of dawn by fluorescent April 17, 2009

Asscard 

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

Asscravat 

A useful accessory, appropriate for when you have your fancy head stuck up your fancy ass.

Intimidating, superfluous and pompous behavior. Instigating power struggles by acting superior. Telling others that you know better than them on a matter of taste calls for an asscravat.

Asscravat by Elaiow August 1, 2012