asscar 

a word for people to use in place of nascar
beucase the world of car that drive around in circles and waste our gas should not continue

hey look asscar is on abc today

asscar by shermeco November 4, 2008

asscar 

when your ass is too thicc

acasualcloud: hey your asscar
idiotsadpatheticloser: huh what is an asscar
acasualcloud: wow your gay L

asscar by PotatoChipGaming September 15, 2021

asscar driver 

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.

This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.

asscar driver by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011

AssEar 

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Assgard 

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014

Asscrack of dawn 

The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.

John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.

Asscrack of dawn by fluorescent April 17, 2009

Asscard 

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010