Asscarrot 

A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

Asscarrot by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

Asscarrot 

A synonym for the world dildo

However an insultive word which can be used to describe a person

person 1 : "im cool"
person 2: "You're an asscarrot"

Asscarrot by DethNfire May 9, 2004

Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.

" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"

Ass Carrot by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

asscrotch

The area just above your asscheeks. Also considered plumber's crack and where girl's thongs are exposed (whaletail).

"I ran so much that my asscrotch was wet with sweat"

asscrotch by ray hidalgo February 1, 2006

assparrot 

Someone who talks out of his ass a lot.

Shut the fuck up, assparrot!

assparrot by Tom Servo January 30, 2004

asscargot 

A delicacy of one’s bum hole.

Would you like to eat my ASScargot?

asscargot by Jenny from US Bank December 29, 2022

Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

Ass carrot by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025