Asscarrot

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A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

Asscarrot by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

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Asscarrot

A synonym for the world dildo

However an insultive word which can be used to describe a person

person 1 : "im cool"
person 2: "You're an asscarrot"

Asscarrot by DethNfire May 9, 2004

Related Words

Asscarrot • asscargot • assparrot • Asscalota • Ass-Crotch • ass carpet • A Carrot Puller • Arse Carrots • Ash Barroth • ass caroler

Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.

" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"

Ass Carrot by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

asscrotch

The area just above your asscheeks. Also considered plumber's crack and where girl's thongs are exposed (whaletail).

"I ran so much that my asscrotch was wet with sweat"

asscrotch by ray hidalgo February 1, 2006

assparrot

Someone who talks out of his ass a lot.

Shut the fuck up, assparrot!

assparrot by Tom Servo January 30, 2004

asscargot

A delicacy of one’s bum hole.

Would you like to eat my ASScargot?

asscargot by Jenny from US Bank December 29, 2022

Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

Ass carrot by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026