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Asscravat 

A useful accessory, appropriate for when you have your fancy head stuck up your fancy ass.
Intimidating, superfluous and pompous behavior. Instigating power struggles by acting superior. Telling others that you know better than them on a matter of taste calls for an asscravat.
Asscravat by Elaiow August 1, 2012
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asscalator 

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.
Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.
asscalator by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

asscrabAids 

Crabs that come out of your ass that's have aids.
Multiple college students missed class today because of asscrabAids.

asscracktacular

We has an asscracktacular time in Las Vegas.
asscracktacular by Lori February 2, 2004

Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.
That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.
Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

Asscraptic 

When something phenomenally sucks, it is considered to be Asscraptic.
John - Did you see the series finale of Lost last night?

Gabe - Yeah, it was pretty Asscraptic! J.J. Abrams should have flown the Enterprise in to pick everyone up at the end, would have at least been entertaining.
Asscraptic by GWake May 24, 2010
When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.
"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"
Asscalate by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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