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Derisive term for ASCAP, a performance rights organization that controls millions of copyrighted musical compositions. It has allegedly used Mafia style tactics to get organizations to pay for a license to have its music performed publicly.
I got a call from Asscrap today, demanding that I pay up or get sued.
Asscrap by Damian Yerrick October 6, 2005
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I can not believe I just got a ticket, what a bunch of asscrap!
Asscrap by Kristin October 6, 2003
When I looked up ass in the thesaurus it said Jenny. I then realized that my nickname meant asscrap.
asscrap by darkdragonflames132 March 6, 2005

Asscrack of dawn 

The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.
John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.
Asscrack of dawn by fluorescent April 17, 2009

Asscravat 

A useful accessory, appropriate for when you have your fancy head stuck up your fancy ass.
Intimidating, superfluous and pompous behavior. Instigating power struggles by acting superior. Telling others that you know better than them on a matter of taste calls for an asscravat.
Asscravat by Elaiow August 1, 2012

Asscrack Consciousness 

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.
I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.
Asscrack Consciousness by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Asscrackistan 

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.
"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."
Asscrackistan by Spork134 September 22, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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