An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.
Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade
The act of doing or partaking in a series of extravagant Las Vegas fun: usually filled with great sex with a Vegas local, swinging, alcohol, some drugs, lots of gambling and a tad bit of random criminal acts.
I decided to take a trip to Vegas and in that time i committed a whole lot of Vegas acecapades.
An escapade, but you generally can't stop being Sassy AF to everyone and everything. Usually used when retelling the events of one's sassiness during an escapade.
I was on a full-blown sasscapades yesterday at work. I might get fired.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.