An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.
Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade
The act of doing or partaking in a series of extravagantLas Vegas fun: usually filled with great sex with a Vegas local, swinging, alcohol, some drugs, lots of gambling and a tad bit of random criminal acts.
An escapade, but you generallycan't stop being Sassy AF to everyone and everything. Usually used when retelling the events of one's sassiness during an escapade.