asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

Asscrackistan

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

by Spork134 September 22, 2008

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

AssCracken

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018

Asschecking

In hockey if you push/check someone with your ass it's called asschecking.

Hockey player 1: Aha my friend just got a bodychecking penalty

Hockey player 2: Actually he made that guy fall with his ass it's an asschecking penalty

Hockey player 1: Damn hella thicc can't control his own ass...

by Melidramaticchicc January 7, 2020

asscrackious maximus

being the biggest asscrack ever seen

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"

by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010

AssFracking

The practice of clearing residual crap and aid in reducing swelling from/of the Anus/Rectum, while showering; with a pulsing shower wand. A useful exercise for ensuring personal hygiene and relieving posterior discomfort due to constipation, IBS, hemorrhoids, and paper rash. Sometimes referred to as an instant enema.

In order to save time instilling my personal hygiene, I prefer AssFracking as a substitute to sitting around with a ass full of suds.

by davo77 June 1, 2016