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A person that has no meaning to you and you have disowned and or exiled from at least a radius of 200 hundred feet from whatever space your occupying. and or a fuckboy named ...(place fuckboys name here)
That fuckboy ( inserts for boys named here)
He did me grimy he's such an assatchel
Assatchel by Sosickofmyself November 28, 2020
Words you can keep

Asshatchery 

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.
Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...
Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008
1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.
I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.
assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

asstache 

The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.
My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.
asstache by Sidesmack January 26, 2008

Asstache 

hair on your buttox
did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog
Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009
The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.
I have such an assache this morning...
Assache by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020

assacheekqua 

A word first used by the characters “Siphyl and Ollie” from the hit 1998 MTV show of the same name starring two sock puppets and their various sock puppet friends and foes. The word is the name of a fictional American civil war battle in which a soldier mooned the opposition. The word is used to describe a town, city, or place in a rural or distant area which you do not remember the name, or the name of it is not important. Context of the word is usually sarcastic or crass.
A: Where is this place?
B: I dunno, probably way out there in assacheekqua.
assacheekqua by Paramecium July 25, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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