0000

Midnight, aka "four balls". In military time, this is the first minute of the day.

"What time is it?"
"0000."

by censored711man July 13, 2015

assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

by censored711man December 14, 2004