2 definitions by censored711man

Midnight, aka "four balls". In military time, this is the first minute of the day.
"What time is it?"
"0000."
by censored711man July 1, 2015
1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.
I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.
by censored711man December 14, 2004