asstache

The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.

My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.

by Sidesmack January 27, 2008

asstache

Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus

Look at the asstache on that cat.

by Kevin Walter December 08, 2008

asstache

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.

i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...

by tommy kenny September 17, 2006

asstache

the hair in and around a persons ass

mike has to shave his asstache said dina

by bosk3r69 August 30, 2009

Asstachment

The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.

Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.

by Kim Browne April 03, 2006

Asstache

hair on your buttox

did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog

by The-Deemo December 23, 2009