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Asstache 

hair on your buttox
did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog
Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

asstache 

Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus
Look at the asstache on that cat.
asstache by Kevin Walter December 9, 2008

asstache 

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.
i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...
asstache by tommy kenny September 22, 2006

asstache 

the hair in and around a persons ass
mike has to shave his asstache said dina
asstache by bosk3r69 August 29, 2009
1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.
I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.
assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

Asstachment 

The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.
Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.
Asstachment by Kim Browne July 28, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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