by Sidesmack January 26, 2008

by Kevin Walter December 09, 2008

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.
i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...
by tommy kenny September 22, 2006

by bosk3r69 August 29, 2009

The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.
Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.
by Kim Browne July 28, 2008

did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself
Burnik in tagalog
Burnik in tagalog
by The-Deemo December 23, 2009
