assache 

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

Assache 

The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

Assache by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

nigga asscheek walmart by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

assacre

Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.

Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.

assacre by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 24, 2007

Asscheeks 

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

Asscheeks by ImFunnySometimes August 25, 2018

Asscheeks 

Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.

I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.

Asscheeks by dochomie July 7, 2009

assacle

It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!

'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'

assacle by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017