Assache

The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

by Shorty Long Dick May 26, 2020

assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

by censored711man December 14, 2004