Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.

Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.

assacre by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 24, 2007

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Asscheeks

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

Asscheeks by ImFunnySometimes August 25, 2018

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Asscheeks

Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.

I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.

Asscheeks by dochomie July 7, 2009

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assacle

It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!

'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'

assacle by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

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