asstache 

The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.

My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.

asstache by Sidesmack January 26, 2008

Asstache 

hair on your buttox

did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog

Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

asstache 

Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus

Look at the asstache on that cat.

asstache by Kevin Walter December 9, 2008

asstache 

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.

i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...

asstache by tommy kenny September 22, 2006

asstache 

the hair in and around a persons ass

mike has to shave his asstache said dina

asstache by bosk3r69 August 29, 2009

assache 

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

Asstachment 

The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.

Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.

Asstachment by Kim Browne July 28, 2008