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The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.

My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.

asstache by Sidesmack January 26, 2008

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Asstache

hair on your buttox

did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog

Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

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asstache

Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus

Look at the asstache on that cat.

asstache by Kevin Walter December 9, 2008

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asstache

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.

i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...

asstache by tommy kenny September 22, 2006

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asstache

the hair in and around a persons ass

mike has to shave his asstache said dina

asstache by bosk3r69 August 29, 2009

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assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

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Asstachment

The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.

Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.

Asstachment by Kim Browne July 28, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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